I find if you say
'Very jolly good sir' in a 'comedy' 70s 'Indian' accent whilst wobbling your head from side to side, you get welcomed into their community and given free fags for life.

Particularly if they are Turkish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:39, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You are Ashton Kutcher AICMFP

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Stupid who?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Dirty what?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:42, Reply)

If you're blatently not turkish but order your kabab in turkish, it's like a secret code to get a free turkish tea or coffee.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Unfortunately I find Turkish coffee disgusting.
What do you have to do to get some of that yummy Efes pilsner?

Actually, I don't want to know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

If you go on holiday in Turkey with your blonde girlfriend
it's like a secret code to get her sold into slavery.
( Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)