we need a good business idea for you
a small but important part of my role is to facilitate introductions between our lending/investing clients and people with good ideas, esp in clean-tech or other sciencey things. last one was able to get £10M backing.

so we get you a good idea, we get you funding, you make a shitload of money, and then you get a solicitor to shit on her from the top of the shard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:03, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

if we're going to screw psychochomp's reclaimation idea
i'm in
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:04, Reply)

i didn't bother reading it
was it worth nicking?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:09, Reply)

he wants to recycle landfill waste on a large scale for profit
its got legs, but would take more equity than any of us could ever have
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:11, Reply)

that's the point of knowing people who can introduce you to those who DO have the equity, i guess
or those who HAVE the equity. that would be even quicker.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

it'd take more than the cast of dragons den to get off the ground

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

introductions from accountants or law firms etc are the way forward if you don't have your own contacts
you can either sell the idea or get the backing to do it yourself if you meet the right people and you can then convince them.

step one is actually harder than step two. you can't just waltz up to a big city firm and say "introduce me up, bitches." it's all about who you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

just go on Dragon's Den
easy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

An ice cream van selling paedo ice cream

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:07, Reply)

A shop selling long waits lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

etc etc

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:08, Reply)

my trainee spent a while scouring the cupboard for a verbal agreement stamp
i enjoyed that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Send them to the bogs with some tweezers to hunt for the all important interlocutory pubes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:12, Reply)

talking pubes?
nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Stray toilet pubes are the best kind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

then
what the blue fuck is the worst kind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:20, Reply)

stuck in your teeth pubes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Stuck in THEIR teeth pubes are worse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

you shouldn't be licking toilets

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Says who?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Pizza pubes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:22, Reply)

stealers wheel's less etc etc?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Stuck in the griddle with poo?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I don't understand this reference as i'm not old enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

old clever
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:25, Reply)

If I suddenly one £10m, I'd give monty £250k to give to his ex in order to swap around the living arrangements with his kid. She'd probably take that, but she can't know that I won the £10m.
BUT, but, there would be a price for monty to do, he would at some point in my life have to do one thing that I ask of him, with no question. They'd be rules, to make the game fair, like I can't involve him to do anything with his family. But this one thing, he can not refuse.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Well it's not very romantic, but a blowjob is a blowjob i guess

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Oh nooo, I wouldn't waste it on a blowjob, not a blowjob from _him_ anyway.
Sometime in the next 40 years (ok, 30 years, I'm not kidding anyone), at any point in time. He could be at his daughter's wedding, he could be at his mother's funerial... he could be just sitting there eating cornflakes for breakfast, minding his own buisness. Knowing that at any point in time, that phone can ring.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:26, Reply)

and you'd be calling and asking for a blowjob?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:34, Reply)

dude
just ask him out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 16:17, Reply)