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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello chaps
So. Say you had been invited to a weekend stag, but you hadn't been invited to the wedding or the reception, would you go? The stag would cost in the region of 200 quid plus spending money.
I told them to get to fuck with their stag do, but I'm feeling a little guilty.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
So. Say you had been invited to a weekend stag, but you hadn't been invited to the wedding or the reception, would you go? The stag would cost in the region of 200 quid plus spending money.
I told them to get to fuck with their stag do, but I'm feeling a little guilty.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:36, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I would have done the same.
Mind you, I just say 'no, sorry' to stag dos as a matter of course, these days.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Mind you, I just say 'no, sorry' to stag dos as a matter of course, these days.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:37, Reply)
does your other half not like you parading around with other men and leering over scantily clad women, then?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
HAHA, no, it's funny because you forgot that he's an alcoholic
and now he has to mention his addiction to explain himself to you.
No offence Scarpe, you know i've got your back.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
and now he has to mention his addiction to explain himself to you.
No offence Scarpe, you know i've got your back.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
there's no such thing as being addicted to alcohol
theres just poofs and not-poofs
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
theres just poofs and not-poofs
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
HAHA, that IS funny.
Cos I didn't even know he was an alcoholic and now I know one of his deepest darkest ... well maybe not secrets. But still. I know now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Cos I didn't even know he was an alcoholic and now I know one of his deepest darkest ... well maybe not secrets. But still. I know now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I'd offer to step up to the role,
but let's face it, I'm only sporadically posting these days. I mostly only lurk now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
but let's face it, I'm only sporadically posting these days. I mostly only lurk now.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
This is a pretty poor first effort at bullying scarpe
You didn't make any references to his drinking or his resemblance to Peter Chapman. Rory will be turning in his grave.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
You didn't make any references to his drinking or his resemblance to Peter Chapman. Rory will be turning in his grave.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I don't know who Peter Chapman is.
And Rory's not exactly someone I aspire to be.
So I am O-K with failing the first "bullying" attempt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
And Rory's not exactly someone I aspire to be.
So I am O-K with failing the first "bullying" attempt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Do I look like I have some sort of "time-machine" where I can go back in time, pop out a baby scarpe, then go forward in time and still be younger than him?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)
yeah, your right next to that time zone line innit
so you can travel through time dead easy
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
so you can travel through time dead easy
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)
But she's a girl.
I'm being bullied by a girl. That's like being bullied by...well...Rory, actually.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)
but do you remember this for certain?
or are you just nodding and smiling?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
or are you just nodding and smiling?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
STOP BULLYING POOR SCARPE!!!
Hasn't he already been through enough?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Hasn't he already been through enough?
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
To paraphrase Frank Skinner, of all people,
I definitely remember. I can always remember what I did the previous night now. Nothing.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:51, Reply)
That'd be great advice if I actually drank.
At the moment I'm losing weight by not having enough money to buy food. It's working well so far.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
At the moment I'm losing weight by not having enough money to buy food. It's working well so far.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Depends, if the wedding is only tiny, like immediate family only tiny
then you're just being a cunt, but if they are inviting everyone and just not you, then it's because you're a cunt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
then you're just being a cunt, but if they are inviting everyone and just not you, then it's because you're a cunt.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:38, Reply)
My brother's having his reception in Bucharest.
That's the sort of jet-setting family we are, you know. His kids are goign to be half gyppo. I'm so ashamed.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
That's the sort of jet-setting family we are, you know. His kids are goign to be half gyppo. I'm so ashamed.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, Reply)
why would someone want you at their stag, but not the wedding?
I can only assume they can't rustle up enough friends for a decent shindig
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I can only assume they can't rustle up enough friends for a decent shindig
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I'm guessing the bride has chosen all the wedding guests
and the groom was just about allowed to choose his own stag guests.
I doubt Kroney will ever see the poor downtrodden sod ever again.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
and the groom was just about allowed to choose his own stag guests.
I doubt Kroney will ever see the poor downtrodden sod ever again.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Or the bride is a massive racist who won't allow FRENCHIES at her wedding.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I don't know the guy all that well anymore.
I imagine what's happened is that they've booked all the spaces for the reception but he doesn't have enough mates for a decent stag.
At any event, I don't think it's fair to ask me to pay 200 notes for a weekend in Bristol if I'm not invited to the wedding.
I'm not cross about it or anything, just wondered what other people would do.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I imagine what's happened is that they've booked all the spaces for the reception but he doesn't have enough mates for a decent stag.
At any event, I don't think it's fair to ask me to pay 200 notes for a weekend in Bristol if I'm not invited to the wedding.
I'm not cross about it or anything, just wondered what other people would do.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Plus, you've already been to Bristol, so you know how shit it is...
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)
You did right.
One can only assume the bride hates you and doesn't want to have you ruining the day. The groom is obviously pussy whipped.
Send them a botdog as a wedding gift.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
One can only assume the bride hates you and doesn't want to have you ruining the day. The groom is obviously pussy whipped.
Send them a botdog as a wedding gift.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:39, Reply)
They could get hold of me to ask about the stag
they could get hold of me if I hadn't RSVP'd yet, which they haven't.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
they could get hold of me if I hadn't RSVP'd yet, which they haven't.
( , Mon 14 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)
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