fri night was a total write-off for me
i am still feeling bad today.

the dietchef one reckons it's from £39 a week. i have thought about doing this, given that i usually spend more than that every night on going out. but what if it turns up and it's rank?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:48, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

you know there are always those diet plans where, y'know, YOU cook the meal yourself...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:50, Reply)

AHAHAHAHA
This is swipey. I'm not sure she HAS a saucepan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)

She's probably got expensive ones but has fuck all idea how to use them.
All the gear, no idea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

the first bit is true, the second not so much
i am a Good Cook.

i just don't do it very often.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Maarnin' mersh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:58, Reply)

No mate, just havin' a shit.
How were the young ladies of Watford.

Did you conduct yourself with no decorum?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Of course he did.
It's Monty.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I acted like a durrty dawg thoughout.
In nine months there will be a sudden outbreak of long-haired, smelly babies with no money, in the WD postcode bracket.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Excellent.
Did they all look up to you as a beacon of knowledge and wit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:13, Reply)

They looked up to me more as a man with a hammer and a visible bone-on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

b +D
of knowledge and wit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Once again, Paddington gave the man one of his HARD STARES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

and then threw one of his shoes into the sea.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

officesmirk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I don't think that would work. This is the woman who drank during her detox but it didn't count as it was a mid point celebration of being...um...on a detox.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Oh arsewipe.
what will we do with you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

it was vodka
vodka doesn't count, there's nothing in it. that's why it's clear!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

*shakes head at you*
we both know that's a lie.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I saw it, there was nothing in it. Just straight vodka.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

this is true
oh, and a straw

and ice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

and ice has negative calories
Because your body had to burn calories to bring the drink up to body temperature once it was inside you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

that necessitates getting home before midnight
which i very seldom do!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

cus you iz a streetwalker

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)

that would be much more fun and less soul-destroying

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

*takes a number*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

get in line, buddy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

*forms an orderly queue*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

make sure her ex isn't behind you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

that is not a good topic at the moment
do you want to make me cry? well? DO YOU??!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Not really, crying people make me feel uncomfortable
*punches on arm*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Really? I find it sexually exciting.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Salty tears of shame/disappointment/agony.
It's all good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)

You are Mason Verger AICM martini made of children's tears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:35, Reply)

I thought you'd be immune to getting dumped by now.
sadtimes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

only someone who is cold and dead inside and ugly and wizened on the outside
from a lifetime of tedium and disappointment gets immune to feelings, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:22, Reply)

that is such a hurtful thing to say

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

True though.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:25, Reply)

i don't care, what sort of heartless person would be so cruel?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Most of the people here on b3ta probably.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:29, Reply)

this is a sad day for the internet, and a sad day for us all
especially you, chunks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oi! I'm not ugly!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

yeah you always hear about those prostitues going on about how much fun it is

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

compared to lawyers, you surely do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

so you're saying lawyers get paid for sex but it's worse than what prostitutes have to do?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

she's not a lawyer, she solicits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)