Someone shared a private text from a 'friend' on the internet.
I was so disgusted I could barely carry on wanking over qotw.

Alt: I met him on the internet. He's bloody lucky, too. If I'd met him in person first, I would have run a fucking mile.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:08, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you take his virginity?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:09, Reply)

She let the tyres down on his spaz-chariot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)

and proceeded to mount him like the Fonz on a backwards chair
eehhhhh
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

hahahaha!
To both!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

In fairness, anything more than a walking speed could have easily got you away from him.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I don't know, by the time you've got to the vinegar strokes you build up quite a speed....
Oh. Walking speed. Right you are.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

is aw the walking dead for the first time, it was alright
the beginning was good but i don't think i'd go out of my way to watch it again, especially as i read the synopsis of the whole series when i got bored

3 Qs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Watch it
It gets better and better
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I taped last night's show
but I still haven't started any of the season 1 boxset I picked up three months ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

i'm not bothered, i read the synopsis i know what's going to happen
i could ruin it all for you right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)

It has been one of the best things on TV lately

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I'm really enjoying Grimm at the moment.
It's like Buffy for grown-ups.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:33, Reply)

in last night's episode a little girl ran away
apparently in the next one they find her in the barn of a farm they're holed up in to tend to someone who gets wounded.

the barn is full of the farmer's zombie relatives, who the farmer believes can be cured. they kill them all and he kicks them out.

at the end of the series it turns out they've all been 'infected' and egg from ^Th_is Life has been leading them to a zombie prison
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Nombies are shit and anyone who is 'into' them is a bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

the nombies were the best thing about it, without them it was just a bunch of people not doing much
at least they added an element of danger, but not enough, especially as no-one seemed to realise you could just RUN AWAY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:28, Reply)