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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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further graphic descriptions are followingi have begged her to stop. this poor sod, sounds like she just jammed the whole lot up there. if i could cross my legs to cover my arsehole in sympathy, i would.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:18,
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nomy lack of double-jointed joints get in the way!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 May 2012, 11:26,
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Are you gonna share any of this with us?I think we, the jury, need to decide.
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Well this has set my imagination going off...But back to the subject - How did he ask? was it actually before / during sexehtime?, or beforehand over a candlelit dinner...?
"Darling, you look simply divine tonight...how about we adjourn upstairs and you can 'pop me the old shocker'?"
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 15 May 2012, 11:29,
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*frantically looks round, puts todger away*Nothing to see here mate, move along now.
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