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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got in shit last night because I said once every six weeks is not normal
to which she said it is and her sister and mum agree. To which I pointed out that less than 10 times a year is classed as a sexless marriage and asked her what happened to the girl that used to meet me from work wearing a coat with nothing on underneath. She stomped off as usual and then pretended nothing was wrong again in the morning.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
to which she said it is and her sister and mum agree. To which I pointed out that less than 10 times a year is classed as a sexless marriage and asked her what happened to the girl that used to meet me from work wearing a coat with nothing on underneath. She stomped off as usual and then pretended nothing was wrong again in the morning.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
maybe if you weren't so shit in bed and unattractive she would want to sleep with you?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I has crossed my mind
but then three days ago she told me the main reason she wanted to marry me so quickly was that I was good in bed. Which was great for the ego but didn't help considering I haven't even tried out my newly healed nuts yet.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
but then three days ago she told me the main reason she wanted to marry me so quickly was that I was good in bed. Which was great for the ego but didn't help considering I haven't even tried out my newly healed nuts yet.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Sounds like she might be overstressed and a bit depressed.
Have you tried switching her off and back on again?
Or, slightly more seriously, have you tried asking her how she feels, making sure she knows you have no ulterior sexy motives? Could she possibly have a touch of PND from little Darth Vader's birth?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Have you tried switching her off and back on again?
Or, slightly more seriously, have you tried asking her how she feels, making sure she knows you have no ulterior sexy motives? Could she possibly have a touch of PND from little Darth Vader's birth?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
My mate Fraz had sex with his Mrs the other night
...and he reckons it was the first time since sometime in 2010.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
...and he reckons it was the first time since sometime in 2010.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
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