I'm going to learn the French national anthem.
Then I'm going to try and pass off as being French. I wish I was French. A lot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*zut alors*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

If money was no object I'd be leaving as I type.
And by tomorrow afternoon I'd be sitting outside a Parisian cafe watching the world go by. Then as soon as I find a nice French girl we'd move to the South of France, buy a vineyard, sit about drinking wine all day and be content in each other's company. I have it all planned out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

it's nice to have a dream.
*gallic shrug*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

It's going to happen, mark my words.
Although ideally I'd go over there with the girl I'm currently seeing. She's agreed to come with me so I'm half way there init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

thing is, and not wanting to burst your bubble
most places aren't all that different, not from england to france anyway. be happy with people, not places.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

fucking hell GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I can go gayer.
I think Paris would be an amazing place and change. I wouldn't ever, ever go on my own but I'd fuck off tomorrow with the current doris.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

dunno, a city is a city if you live there.
mind you, horses for courses. my dream is to live in a small village called achnamara.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:38, Reply)

I think after living there a couple years I'd agree.
Which is why my ultimate goal is to live in the countryside in Southern France.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

trufax
the french do not spend all their time singing the national anthem
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

i bet the North Koreans do

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Everyone over there's well snooty and no one talks to each other anyway.
Which admittedly is my worst nightmare - the second bit anyway - but I'd get by. It'd be ace. It's annoying me that I'm not there now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I worked in paris for a couple of months
and quite a few people talked to me.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

What was it like?
It's my dream place to live.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:25, Reply)

French

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I wanted a serious answer you horrible person.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

I was in a Metro station that was tearbombed.
trufax.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

An upset person exploded?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

sorry
ask me when I'm not about to go to bed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Are you talking about France or Paris?
Most French people aren't snooty and would talk to anyone.
Parisians are the rude ones.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:26, Reply)

Both. I'd start out in Paris and go from there.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Hilton lolz

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)