Brendan left Hollyoaks
And went to work for a coach company. I think he is some sort of elderly camp tour guide.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wa gwan jeff?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I'm tired Bob.
I'm going to have a cuppa and then consider going to the land of nod.

How is the revision going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Pretty good. Ready for key skills exam and halfway towards being prepared for CS.
Tea is shit, have a Yop
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Key Skills....
'This is a Yale' and, 'This is a Mortise...'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

Literacy and numeracy

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I have a key.
It's for house number '17' in 'North Street'.

Doesn't strike me as being that difficult.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I'll strike you in a minute.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Oooh. Look at you with your threats of violence.
Did you ever fuck up your housemate for finishing your Lego?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Can't remember now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Pussy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I know right, all mouth and massive trousers.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Did he get bummed though? DG needs to know...
Evening Jeff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Probably. I'm guessing he got bummed by CJ from Eggheads.
Alright Tangles?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

Tired and not long for this thread, but generally alright.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Pretty much the same.
burning the candle at both ends too much. That's the problem.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Put
one end out, ye daft fucker, and live twice as long.

More great health news coming your way after this short break and a word from our sponsors.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I know, I know.
Just need a bit of a gap in the festivities.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)

But all work and no play makes Jeff a dull boy.
Keep it burning, Jeff - you can sleep when you're dead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:43, Reply)

So, did you get the green light for meeting randoms from the Internet in September?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Haven't really discussed it yet.
I've established that we have nothing else planned and it is not like I need permission.
But I don't know if she'll find the concept weird or not.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Tell her some lies then.
That'll be less weird.

Although if the truth comes out, she'll be more upset than if you were having an affair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)

It sounds like you're grooming him for an affair with you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Here's hoping!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:54, Reply)

wahey!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Are you not coming to MontyStunnedJeffBash, b3th?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

She won't be allowed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:58, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

I suppose if you met your wife on the Internet
You're hardly going to want her to go and meet other people off the Internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I met my wife on the M25...
We've been going round ever since.....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Yeah, people on the internet are weird.
It's not me he doesn't trust, it's you lot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:06, Reply)

What does he think we'll do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Apparently all men will try to pull me.
He doesn't realise that some of you have actually *met* me.

at least he thinks I'm irresistible, bless him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Or he thinks all men online are desperate virgins?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)

Ssh.
Don't give the game up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Hang on.
I've just said that all men online are desperate virgins and you get upset... How does that work?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:17, Reply)

sorry
I read that as proof that I *wasn't* irresistible to men. just evidence that they'd go for anything with a pulse.

/may be a bit sensitive

EDIT: let me just add I know I'm definitely NOT irresistible. To anyone. I was just comedy crying for effect.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Depends what he sounds like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

You mean is he a screamer or a gasper?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Yes. But if he does either with a Coventry accent, the deal is off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Haha I definitely don't have a Coventry accent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:58, Reply)

What sort of accent is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

It's a weird combination of things it it not
Its definitely not Brummie, it's not Leicestershire and it's not really Warwickshire/Oxfordshire southern sounding.
Yet it can contain elements of each of these, while being none.
It does however sound dreadfully common.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Hang on, you're a veggie aren't you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Yup

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:13, Reply)

That's it.
It's ain't happening.

I'll just have to remain straight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Your loss

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Still. This 'loss' will keep me AIDS free
So it isn't all bad.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 16 May 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Wait
what you doin' with dem candles, boy?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 16 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)