I was worried cos she's twenty years younger than him.
Closer to my age than his, whilst out last night someone told her we made a nice couple. Arf. She was nervous as hell meeting me as well, who wouldn't be. But it's all gravy.

I'm supposed to meeting my mum at Borough Market now, I actually can't drag myself off the sofa. Someone help.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 May 2012, 12:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Get your arse in gear Baz, it's your mum
She pushed your giant head out of her foofoo and wiped your arse for you for many years. FOR SHAME.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

She had a c-section I owe her nothing.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 20 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)