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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i wasn't larping this weekend
next one is weekend after next, which is also MY BIRTHDAY. So I reckon I've got to finally pull, right? If I just go up to guys and be all like "PITY ME! I AM A SPINSTER AND UNLOVED AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". watertight plan, I reckon.
So what did silly old Battered do?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
next one is weekend after next, which is also MY BIRTHDAY. So I reckon I've got to finally pull, right? If I just go up to guys and be all like "PITY ME! I AM A SPINSTER AND UNLOVED AND IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". watertight plan, I reckon.
So what did silly old Battered do?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)
The clue is in the original message....
Why are you having a Birthday Bash?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
Why are you having a Birthday Bash?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:56, Reply)
actual noncing?
grim. Or is this more accusing people of noncing?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:58, Reply)
grim. Or is this more accusing people of noncing?
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 17:58, Reply)
You know that scene in Leathal Weapon where the girl is being interigrated in a short white dress and she swaps around what leg is on top when crossing her legs and you get to see a bit if minge.
Well, do that, dressed as Princess Zelda, but half way through (when you're exposesd) let out a high pitch screach sound and then yell "DISK ERROR - PLEASE REINSERT FLOPPY DISK".
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)
Well, do that, dressed as Princess Zelda, but half way through (when you're exposesd) let out a high pitch screach sound and then yell "DISK ERROR - PLEASE REINSERT FLOPPY DISK".
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)
You could nip down the fishmongers, put an octopus on your head and wear a blue morphsuit then tell people you're a Zora.
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:45, Reply)
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:45, Reply)
Insist you sit down cross legged and everyone carries you around.
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)
( , Sun 20 May 2012, 18:49, Reply)
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