When John Major was king of England
he came to my Primary school. It was at this young age I realised that every school/hospital/etc visit they do is a photo op and nothing more. Cnuts. Anyway I was on the news in my PE kit
( Peej, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:45, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PE kit?
Sounds a bit pervy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 23 May 2012, 14:50, Reply)

football joke:
john terry's taking his kid to her sportsday tomorrow, he's not taking part but he's taking his PE kit jsut in case she wins so he can lift her trophy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:52, Reply)

What's small, grey, and smells of curry?
John Major's cock.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:53, Reply)

whats small, curry and smells of curry?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Is it a small portion of curry?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

ah close, it was madras

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Fucksocks
I'd have guessed at Dopiaza
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:01, Reply)

what a mug

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I'm so ashamed Q

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:20, Reply)

delete battered's account and kill yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)

It's what Mrs Battered would have wanted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:32, Reply)

At least you hadn't forgotten your kit that day, or you'd have been in pants and vest.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Piss stains on view

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 May 2012, 14:58, Reply)

jeremy vine's latest BBC project etc...

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)