Fat birds put the effort into it
Skinny ones do not
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I also agree
The best head I ever got was off a fat bird, it was first thing in the morning after a night out too and she didn't batter an eyelid, top lass, the girl I was with before was an "ok but wash it first" type. Mind you both were better than what I ended up with.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I can recall two of the curvier ladies that have visited my sports-shed
were very enthusiastic
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'd have asked her out if she wasn't fat
Instead I just never saw her again.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I think I also did this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Shagging a really skinny lass...
...is like trying to hump a bag full of elbows. A little bit of padding makes everything more comfortable.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I'm no expert
But it sounds to me as though you are doing it wrong.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Obviously I've never *actually* humped a bag full of elbows

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)