staked out over a patch of bamboo.

alt: yesterday, someone, with a straight face, suggested we have a 'washup' with the 'stakeholders' to avoid the document disappearing into the 'ADMINISPHERE'

if i'd had my fucking honda accord, i tell you, it would have been a fucking bloodbath. organs all over the shop. wave after wave of massive-drugs-crazed supermodels minced like sausagemeat. nothing left. total, all-out destruction of the species from the ground up.

altalt: fucked the gym and my usual protein turdshake off so i could work through lunch and sod off early. ate a shitwich and some fruit from tescos. probably for the best. protein shakes give you a secondary workout when they leave the system, i've been dropping bricks all week.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

tracey was just saying she wears a kids size chelsea shirt for 11 year olds
and everyone was amazed that it would fit her and i said that its probably because kids are so fat these days
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Is Tracey malformed in some way?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

no she's just quite small

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

No, it's because the kids are really near, the shirts just appear large.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:18, Reply)

As long as no ukeleles were harmed, I'm ok

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

and NOW it makes sense

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

You do realise that unless you are a professional athlete a protein shake is about as useful as Monty's drenis?
And even if you are a professional athlete, very few of them actually bother with them, preferring instead to get their protein in the regular way, via food.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:17, Reply)

He might be a professional athlete

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

That's why I added the second bit.
If you'd read my answer fully you wouldn't have made your stupid comment.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Beer is why I made my stupid comment
I regret nothing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

did you ever answer my question?
what's a drenis?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Yes I did
go and find the answer yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

i had a search and found a message where you asked about his dribbling penis
i think druggled i better
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Oh FFS you witless spastic.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1625266
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

yeah i went back to poppet's thread and saw that
druggled i better
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Druggled is also a portmaneu.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:28, Reply)

whats portmaneu?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

The Prisoner was filmed there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

oh
what prisoner?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I AM NOT A NUMBER
That one. Big fuck-off beachballs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Start a new thread or something
This one sucks goats off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:40, Reply)

It's like horse manure only burgundy in colour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:41, Reply)

On the left hand side

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:43, Reply)