Stop running it in.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How many bottles of wine have you had now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Just started the forth.
I've been to the newsagents three times today. Buying a bottle of wine and a pack I fags each time. God knows what they think. I've on about my fiftieth Lucky Strike.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)

You are hardcore Baz.
Why not give a radio station a call and tell them you love football.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I don't think Stan's on air right now.
And I'm too sad. Way too sad. This is the first time Ive ever been chucked Jeff. Even if it wasn't you know how much I liked her. I've never been this upset before. This may be the happy thread but I like to think I'm a part of this place now and I'm really sad and I need to let out the thoughts in my head or I'll go nuts. I don't even care if you or anyone else doesn't reply to this, I just need to vent. It helps I think. Fucking hell yes that was gay but I'm ridiculously camp and I don't care.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Beaker away Baz.
You know you'll get a fair answer from me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

She said she needed space cos of her ex.
If she told me I was a dickhead and didn't enjoy my company, fair enough. I am a dickhead. I wouldn't mind. But 'space' leaves room for interpretation. I don't know where I stand. I told her I think we have a good thing and I'm not gonna let a good thing just turn into nothing. I'll wait for her. She can take as long as she wants. I'll be here. But how do I maintain contact and give her space at the same time? I'm gonna leave her to think things over but I don't want her to forget about me. I don't know. All I know is that she may be using the 'space' thing as an excuse and I'm scared and upset. I wish I wasn't such a girl. But I am. This is me. It's who I am. I like being nice and I like being nice to girls. I just wish it didn't always make me sad in the end.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Turn up outside her office holding a ghettoblaster above your head playing "don't you forget about me"
Chicks dig that shit, yo.

Or so 80's teen movies would have me believe.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Soz Baz.
I've been there with girls behaving oddly with an ex on the scene and it sucks, but this is the happy thread.
Tell us about your new sunglasses.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Baz.
I'm thinking of buying a vintage casio watch (the one with the calculator). Is this a good idea?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)

It definitely was in 1986
All the other kids in the class would have been well impressed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)

I am no style icon
but I'd say: no, definitely not.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

No. God no.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)

What sort of watch should I get Baz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)

check out Watchismo
They've got some funky stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Mondaine Swiss railway watch.
I have one. It's ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:31, Reply)

yes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Shit Casio's are cool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I'm currently sporting a seiko 5 army watch at the moment
tune in later for even more updates
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I will do.
I might get one in gold.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)

You should get some spokey-dokeys for your bmx too
Or have you got mag wheels?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I've got a Burner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Did you behave yourself ?
I sware down if you fucked around on my manor
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:13, Reply)

Don't worry, I was a good boy
I didn't even smoke any weed or nuthin'
I called in at your place on the off chance, but obviously you were still away.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I'm away alot of the time TIB, God forbid otherwise I'd loved to have had people from the internet around
at least you had Al's place to go back to
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:22, Reply)

On second (lol) thought too many fiddly buttons that you'll never use, what the fuck is wrong with the F91W

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Link I up Rory.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Every other kid had one at school in the 80's
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casio_F91W

I was always too poor to have a watch :(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:20, Reply)

I remember that model from my school days.
The 'rich kids' had watches with musical alarms on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW EH EH !!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Not me.
I'm still thinking of getting a calculator watch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Far be it for me to criticise this decision, but your phone aint got shit pointlessly small unresponsive rubber buttons for the task of calculating things

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:30, Reply)

This is true.
I don't need it either. Maybe I've just save the fifteen quid and spend it on lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Morning assembly always hilariously disrupted by them all being set to ever so slightly different times
And the beep-beep to announce the hour going off around the hall several times over the course of about 10 minutes.
Simpler times, Rory.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:34, Reply)