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Not as good as beer.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:24,
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It is my sad duty to inform youthat chocolate is more reliably good than sex. At least, I've had a lot less terrible quality of the former than I have of the latter.
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You know what you're getting with chocolate.I mean, apart from 'fat'.
If you eat a bar of Dairy Milk, you know it will be as good as the last bar of Dairy Milk you had.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:45,
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Dull, the same and no different.You need a bit of variety.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:46,
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Sometimes I have Galaxyand if I'm feeling particularly decadent, I might buy some Lindt.
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That post leads to all manner of strikethought potential.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:50,
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Seemingly.But at the same time, TB doesn't take you to a pub quiz every Sunday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53,
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Pub quizzes are not his thinghe already gets cross with me for knowing the answers to strange things, or piping up with the solution to an idle musing. God knows what he'd be like, apart from incredibly bored, if I took him to a quiz.
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He finds the idea of meeting people from the internet deeply weirdit's unlikely to happen.
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I still do.Benders. The lot of you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03,
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Ever had a square of Dairy Milk and a square of Galaxy at the same time?(, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)
It's more interesting, taste-wisethan having two squares of the same?
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In Lidl they sell a brand of chocolate called Shogetten.I used to love that when I lived in Germany.
The squares are all completely separate, and I would buy one of each flavour, tip them all out into a container, and then have random combinations of chocolate all week.
Except for the white ones, you couldn't tell which ones you'd picked until you tasted them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:56,
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I haven't had any for ages.I try to avoid the chocolate section these days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03,
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It's called Capital these days.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:53,
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If only human physiology had an internal quality control department.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:47,
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alright JeffAs they say in my hometown, "'ar's tha'sen?"
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:52,
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Are you from Weirdtown?(Where are you from?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54,
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Near enough, Blacker Hill.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:54,
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'Ere, a tell 'ee what. A tell 'ee what, rate.See that lass ovver thyer? A'd lerrer fart in my soup any day o' t'week!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02,
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