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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've promised myself
I'm not going to do this... It helps that my other half is Asian and can speak Chinese.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Then pull your fingers into the corners of your eyes and say
'velly solly'. Then ask them if they want any opium.

They fucking LOVE our 'English sense of humour'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)
He should sing "so ronery" at them
cos they're all chinks really, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Innit bruv, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I hear
It puts them at their ease if you put a lampshade on your head and get down on your knees before you talk to them.
(I helped save b3ta! MatJ LOOK, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)
It's a big part of their culture.
Also, be sure to mention that Ken Hom's real name is 'Ken Homosexual', too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 29 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

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