Fuk
That. I haven't watched Eastenders since I got sick thinking about Gillian Tayleforth giving some criminal caaahnt a blowjob on a motorway slip road. My cock shrank in horror and I cowked in a very dry, followed by a very wet way.

Corrie used to be good, though. Minnie Caldwell's cat, (Bobby), Elsie Tanner whorin' around, milk stouts in the snug and Lucille Hewitt getting shagged while wearing a school uniform. She looked very MILFish.

And who can forget Len Fairclough? Except Tracy, aged ten, who was unfortunate enough to accept his invitation to go swimming at the municipal baths.

Still in therapy, probably.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 30 May 2012, 19:50, Reply)