Cut the sarnies out if you're dieting kitten...

Bread is the food of lard-arsed satan.

When I was on a diet, with willpower at maximum, I could've happily poured a bottle of vodka down the sink. However, I found it a real struggle to walk by a slice of bread in the kitchen without going at it like a dog eating hot chips.

Best of luck though!

*does patronising 'thumbs up'*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I know. The booze doesn't help either LoL

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I'm doing seven weeks without booze.
*cries*


I may start taking heroin to feel good. It's calorie free I believe.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:22, Reply)

7 weeks?
Crumbs!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Very moreish, heroin.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:24, Reply)

You should see the weight just fall off if you become a skaghead
You should definitely do that*


*tangledupinblue takes no responsibility for any addiction or death that may occur as a result of any advice given
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:25, Reply)

To be honest, when I was a speed freak I was still on the hefty side.
I used to chuck pot noodles down my neck as they were easy to get down.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I never ate a fucking thing when I was taking loads of speed and E
Thinnest I've ever been. Poorest and unhealthiest too. Only lasted about six weeks.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 13:46, Reply)