I've done it
But then again, I walked out of ashop without whatever I was buying
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Haha, that's quite impressive!
I recently paid for my shopping, nipped back to the till to help a friend, and without thinking just left my shopping lying there, unattended. Oops
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:20, Reply)

My wife despairs, she is super organised and I am all over the place generally
She thinks I might have early onset alzhiemers pratchettlolz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I go through stages of both, from remembering absolutely everything I need to do, completely
To staring at the mince I'd taken out to defrost about half an hour earlier, wondering why it was out, and putting it back in the freezer.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Wait, why did I come upsatirs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)

To hang yourself

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Well I am ashamed of the things your mum and I did...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I have heard that she can be pretty brutal with that strap-on

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:42, Reply)

tell me about it, even the horse didn't touch the sides after she was finished with your dad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

It's their sexy goat's tails I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Very good

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I think it's the furry bollockls on their chins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Walking into a room with a confused look on my face before walking straight out again is a special of mine
My Dad does the exact same thing.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

that's an impressive distance

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Mrs Cow left her hand luggage on the security x-ray belt last week and walked off
I noticed she didn't have it about ten mins later and watched the colour drain from her face
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Oops

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I pointed and laughed
This did not go down well......AT ALL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Hahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:33, Reply)

This is GOLD, you should pitch the Beeb the idea of a sitcom based on your holiday antics
100% guaranteed to get commissioned
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Now now
Play nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:41, Reply)

It's definitely make it to pilot stage, no word of a lie

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:44, Reply)

*rings Paxman*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 10:59, Reply)