could we do a list and make it into a song?
Rachel's weight, AA's mum
CQ's flounce and Foxtrot's bum
al's a baldy, noel's a racist
chompy's girlfriend's ugly faces

Monty is a druggie hobo
BG hasn't got a man-oh
Battered's short, dozer too
better stop before they anger you

Cavy LARPs, Phil's wife is frigid
did i mention batt's a midget?
bobby's fat, swipe is too
scarpe's teetotal, kroney poo

...and Ape didn't start the fire, but the fire's been burning since the world's been turning
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:53, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have considerable length.
I am not in the angry, chippy dwarf category.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i'm trying to remember you, i think you got really upset about me at first?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 14:57, Reply)

He's a good 6'4"
Dozer is the other midget on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

edited
thanks i dunno who is who here still
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:02, Reply)

It's a jolly good song Q.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:03, Reply)

i do love billy joel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:05, Reply)

His weird eyes make me feel ill.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

he's got a face like a pigs knee

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I don't think pigs have knees

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)

FUCK YOU APE
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061017063825AAaRZek
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:12, Reply)

hahaha, I can't believe that actually exists

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:18, Reply)

You're a bit taller than me, in fact.
And I'm not short.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:00, Reply)

That's because I am BRITISH.
Not french.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Are you inferring that the British have a reputation for length
as opposed to the French? Man, I've clearly been unlucky.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)

he's implying, you're inferring

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:19, Reply)

He's fewer short with less feet in height.

( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Height, bbz. Height.
Have you only been befriended by the genitally challenged?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Yes. I know.
It was a joke.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Oh. I see.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I like this

( Peej, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:01, Reply)

i feellike you touch me in a special way

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i had to include you ape, but i couldn't til the end

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)

that's the best bit I reckon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)