Hi Monty
I got laid again this weekend, That's two weekends in a row, I think things might be on the mend. Its amazing what paying for a trip to disneyland will do to a womans mood
( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

FYI prossie would be cheaper

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

And cleaner too

( Peej, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

It's bacause I am performing cunnilingus on her behind your back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

If you're behind his back
wouldn't that be 'felching'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Yes, it tastes better than the front.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Like an old penny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Good work, young Phil.
Glad to see your new bollocks getting a spin round the old block.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Spinny bollocks.
Sounds fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Check out meatspin.com for a taste

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)

marriage sounds great
remind to me to do that some time :D
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:53, Reply)