the apple didn't make my teeth itch
but the banana did

EDIt i meantt ongue, it waws my tongue that itched
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

you should create an apple banana hybrid
with the taste of a banana and the non-itchyness of an apple, you'll be a millionaire
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)

but how do you get an apple and a banana to mate?
drill a hole in the apple and fuck it with a peeled yellow schlong?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

by jingo i think you've got it¬!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Hey Nakers you pussywhipped wanker
Why don't you tell a lie about going to get some nappies or some shit then come out for a couple of beers on Saturday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I'm in Wiltshire with the babba and the rentals, as the wife has girls staying for a hen do in london
Soz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

thanks for joining in our little sub-thread only to not invite me to some drinks thing all the cool kids are going to
:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:02, Reply)

We couldn't fit all six of you around the table.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

we could have a seperate table with a big sign up next to it saying 'Ignore'
with a button underneath
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

You are very welcome to come.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:03, Reply)

too late monty
too late
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Hey, we should do our own think quints.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

sounds like a plan
do you fancy a couple of swift ones at the churchill arms?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

is this a suicide post?
Have you taken a load of paracetamols?

Your posts are getting fainter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)

paracetalols, more like

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Pillls, thrills and stomachpumps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I'm not doing anything on saturday, what are you up to?

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)

Boozing with wankers from here, do come along.
As for where, the original idea was that it was going to be a research trip for party venues but that looks like it's bollocksed already so it might just be a trip to the Captain Kidd again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:08, Reply)

You always choose villages that are a pain in the arse to get to.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

That's because I'm an awkward cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:13, Reply)

its right next to a wapping great tube station you prick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)

It's on the overground
meaning I'd have to train into paddington, travel the entire H&C line east and then change again.

London's supposed to be easy :(
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Where's your sense of adventure, man?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)

its a 15 minute walk from paddington you total gay
EDIt its not really, its significantly further. sorry i was being mean, i hope i didn't upset you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)

If he wants total gay he needs to get down to VAuxhall

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)

vauxhall Norwich
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:26, Reply)

That really would be a pain in the arse from paddington

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

nah, the pain in the arse is also from norwich

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Haha wapping is not a fifteen minute walk from paddington

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)