The only one I'm ever going to be even remotely interested in is my nephew
That doesn't stop every other fucker banging on and on about their invariably ugly babies and every conceivable opportunity, even to the extent of bring the little cunts into the office where they can irritate scores of people at the same time. There's a woman at work who talks about nothing other than her now teenaged children.

Basically most parents seem to be incapable of talking about anything else, have nothing else going on in their lives worth mentioning and are absolutely desperate to bore me fucking rigid with it all.

The few parents that don't confirm to the above are few and far between, unfortunately.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 14:31, Reply)