Hey goodlooking !
lol jk not really I've seen your facebook !! lollers !!
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:43, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Any word from the headhunters yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Well I periodically like to post titbits about recruitment contacts, probable interviews, interviews etc. whilst cleverly leaving out the lack of progress and the glaring lack of a job for several years speaks volumes in itself.
I'm not sure whether it's the word on the block about my sacking re the cv debacle, the general fug of alcoholism around me whenever I turn up for interview, being over 40, my complete lack of charisma, the big holes in my cv or a combination of them all that's holding me back.
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 12 Aug 2014, 19:56, Reply)

Daaaaaaaad, mum says you're a make believe spazzy. When's Uncle Monts coming round to smoke your special daddy mixture? That smelly stuff you get off the niggers.

Probably helps if you were still awake and not asleep on the sofa with bottles of Patron all over the floor.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Wed 13 Aug 2014, 6:21, Reply)