Something something careful you will get hair on your muffin something
I wouldn't have any because muffins are shit

Alt: Nowt really,

alt alt: A few years back (about 15) in a clapped out old Colt doing 90 odd in the outside lane when some daft old cunt drifted into the side of my car and I swerved onto the central reservation in order to stop massive collision. luckily it was a wide grass one, unluckily it had rained so it was very slippy and we nearly dug in an rolled a few times but I just managed to keep car in a line and we slid to a stop... (more luck than skill) me and my mate were just wide eyed and shaking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:12, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

My mate Barry (not 5am couch rape lol) was in the outside lane of the M62 in December
It was freezing cold and his windscreen was dirty so he sprayed his wipers.

The windscreen instantly froze and he spent the next couple of minutes in fear of his life as he frantically sprayed de-icer out of the driver window
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Had a similar one on the M6 going up to
Carlisle with missus.. it was that cold that the water in the bottle had frozen so I started to tail in behind wagons to get the mushy spray (with rock salt in it) up onto the screen to clear a little bit of vision
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Been there, done that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)