My immune system must be amazing
I've hardly ever been ill. Last time I was properly ill was flu about 1999, and perhaps once since

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Normal beard = OK. Hipster bread = shit

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Never
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright Bruce Willis, what do you want? A pay rise or something?

( Peej, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

A car allowance?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Yippeekiyay

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:24, Reply)

This is not how the immune system works and you will be killed by a simple cold virus

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Take two carrots and call me in the morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)

hi "in the morning"!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

^shirley^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)

^^a person who works in IT, but that's not important right now

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)