those things are immense
my colleague is in the Q at hotel chocolat every year on the day after easter monday, at about 8.01am. an ostrich egg for £50, bargain.

he says it lasts them for months. i don't believe him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

What are you on about?
Ostrich eggs are about the size of a normal easter Egg aren't they?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)

not this one.
it's the size of a house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Made of chocolate?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

www.hotelchocolat.com/uk/shop/easter-eggs/large-easter-eggs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

give me a nice Hershey Bar any day of the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

All the best chocolate tastes like vomit.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)

it's this sort of deliberately provocative statement that will get us all two years in prison

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)