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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am so hungover.Afternoon drinking messes me right up these days.
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(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:00, 1 reply, 10 years ago)
The missus was away last night so I drunk a bottle of gin with tonic and lime wedge, on the sofa. when I went to stand up to go to bed I almost fell flat on my faceI enjoyed having the entire bed to myself though for a change
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Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:02,
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that is savageChildren are the worst on a hangover. they have no concept of, if you jump on my stomach I will be sick
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Glovington, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:08,
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my youngest once got so giddy at a festival that she ran up and bit me on the dickthere's no easy way to explain to a toddler why daddy made the piggy squealing noise and collapsed like he'd been shot
(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I reckon being castrated and nullod by little sharp milk teeth is a suitable punishment for noncery(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:24, Reply)
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