Just go for a grim wetherspoons breakfast whilst someone on their fourth pint of cider moans about 'the wankers eating their breakfasts'.
Breakfast by Ken Loach feat toast by Mike Leigh.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:08, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Walked past a Wetherspoons in some innocuous town the other week.
Ten minutes before morning opening. There was a queue.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:10, Reply)

this is the top of Aberdeen high street.


Just to the right, out of shot, there is a pub called The Portals; it opens at 7am. If it's raining people stand under that round concrete thing.

I was in there once after an afterparty in a warehouse finished and got chatting to some alkies casually having a pint while they waited for the offie to open.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)

Even in bright sunshine, Scotland still manages to look miserable.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It looks like someone's tried to use 'selective colour' in photoshop.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)

It looks like somebody's tried to personify depression in city form.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah, but.
www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/aberdeen-hailed-as-happiest-city-in-uk-1.632832
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Happiness is easy to achieve when you don't know what you're missing.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Everyone feels happy when they're high on smack

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:33, Reply)

..like a room without a roof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Ahh, the granite city
Named after the women there...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:25, Reply)