you're asking a load of shut-ins and marrieds where they had sex? ha.
alt: hazel grove run, baby. 16 seedy run down pubs in 4 hours.

i just schlepped all the way up to waitrose to buy an enormous number of cakes and chocolates and biscuits for the office for last week's birthday. got back to find we've rolled out some new dumbass marketing initiative and there are dumbass cupcakes in matching colours at the teapoints "to celebrate". gah. anyone want to come round for a million cakes??

i also bought some seriously tasty crunchy ryvita thins and houmous for lunch. poor shambles, you know not what you miss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:11, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So more cake then?
and this is a problem, how?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:11, Reply)

well, true
i checked and nothing i bought goes off tomorrow, so i can just keep everything until then.

but i wouldn't have bothered wasting the time going to get them if i'd known.

plus i don't reeeeeally like cupcakes very much. there's so much icing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)

A cupcake should be 95% icing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:18, Reply)

... if you're a shitcunt flabbynecked yank who can't bake a decent sponge

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)

this is the problem
and when you plough through the icing, there's only cake underneath.

and i'm not really a fan of cake either.

gimme biscuits or chocolate any day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)

One of us, one of us! gooble gobble gooble gobble we accept her, we accept her one of us one of us

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)

ahhhhh
a sisterdad of my very own.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:18, Reply)

shit :(
I had pie and mash and a pair of beers ... I deffo wish I'd had some grim diet biscuits and shop-bought dip in an office instead
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:18, Reply)

i don't know why you think they're diet biscuits
the nutritional information does not back this up.

i'd stuff my face and booze on a monday if i lived on an industrial estate too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:19, Reply)

this isn't ever going to work for you, pet
lived on an industrial estate too. didn't have to spend twelve hours in an office and then traipse home on farty public transport
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:21, Reply)

uh huh
*alkie wrist*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:23, Reply)

^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:24, Reply)

yes
my saunter home through hyde park this evening will be terrible.

now, no drink-driving that mondeo home to your square foot of crushed brown grass.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 14:28, Reply)