I try to keep it pretty fragrant, ACKSHULLY
I was once described as smelling 'particularly rape-able' - by a lady, thankfully.

There was a guy who used to work in our office known affectionately as 'Smelly Jim'. He smelled like roadkill. One Friday after work we were all down in the changing rooms getting showered and dolled-up before heading up town for a big night out. Smelly Jim appeared, removed his stinky clothes, took a shower, then put his stinky clothes back on. The net effect of his showering was zero.

Alt: What Everyone Wants
AltAlt: Large chicken, with everything on it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:40, 1 reply, 9 years ago)

chicken isn't an option
chicken is an extra that you chuck on top of your donner
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)

You want a doner meat calzone really it's 'bigman' food.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I like an Everything burger.
Cheese burger with donner meat and chicken. They make you invincible.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

My mate invented a great burger at the chippy.
Double cheese burger, one battered one not, chilli sauce, salad.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

I haven't had a battered chippie burger for years
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Well your options are shit.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)

it's not my fault that you're a white meat whoopsie

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 15:58, Reply)

White meat > Grey meat

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)

if you're some sort of flapping nancy

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)

Come here and say that
*teapots*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)

let me just shovel this non-specific mechanically recovered meat into my gob

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)

that's what SHE said

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)

Well since you put it like that....I'm in

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)