whoa, so angry
I think you need to embark on a spiritual journey to promote inner wellness and healing.

*tinkles crystals*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:18, 1 reply, 8 years ago)

Oh you shit.
Speaking of which - my ex brother-in-law and his Mrs employ her mum as their cleaner.
One day they discovered that one of the ornaments was missing from their mantelpiece. After some head-scratching they called her mum to see if maybe she'd broken it. She admitted that she'd buried it in the garden under a tree because "it look tired and it needed re-energising".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:27, Reply)

christ
fucking unbelievable.

I mean, I can sense some negative energy in your aura. I think you need to hold a handful of one of the elements to restore your yin. (I would recommend fire)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:37, Reply)

I'll pass if you don't mind.
*Offers handful of runny shit as compensation*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:42, Reply)

if it's not in the bed
i'm not interested
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:43, Reply)

By Christ your high maint.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 27 Oct 2016, 10:56, Reply)