Have you seen that Shrek film?
That might help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's your answer to everything
actually, it's not is it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

When I listen to talk-radio, most nights, when they say "[name] from [area]", and the area is somewhere near where i live, or somewhere i've been, my heart skips a beat and I wonder if I know them, or the know me.
And maybe, just maybe, up in the after-life somewhere, if my dad is listening, and maybe he'd think of me if he heard someone from around my area on TalkSport.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

That's deep man
you're so complex

You've given me a number of things to think about

*Mulls*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I reckon they should learn to play Wonderwall on teh guitar
it's only got a few chords so it can't be that hard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It would certainly push away friends and family

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

He cold totally score big time with the ladiez, they'll be junks all over his trunks, sounds good to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:46, Reply)