Advice from Old People
Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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From my mother
"It's okay, as long as you wash your hands afterwards."
Guess what she was talking about :-s
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grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:56,
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*raises hand and waves it around*
Oooo ooo ooo, me miss, please miss, I know the answer!
Is it inserting tampons into silvery fannies?
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Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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Guess again
:-s
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grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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Good morning Miss Fluffles!
I loved your smashing boots.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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.
I emailed that story to my mum this morning.
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wanderlust, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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Oh yeah! The boots!
I was tempted to lick them but... Yeah.. I didn't.
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Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:02,
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I have a feeling
that my mother is going to become legendary on b3ta. Perhaps I should put a pic of her on my profile.
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grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:03,
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You should invite her over,
then I can stop being the one who's only claim to fame is their parent. :P
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Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:04,
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finger painting?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:43,
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is it...
wanking with a lump of curly poo ?
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wrigglesworth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:49,
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Why curly?
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Belgaer is, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:56,
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Because I love you Racquel!
/Coronation Street about ten years ago
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 10:59,
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if its not curly...
...its just plain weird.
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wrigglesworth, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 11:55,
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cake baking ;)
or similar
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EssY, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 12:32,
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