Lies that got out of controlEver claimed you could speak a foreign language to impress friends, colleagues and/or get laid? Make a twat of yourself - and I couldn't possibly comment - saying you were the godson of the chairman of BP? Tell us how your porkies have caught up with you
(Thanks to augsav and Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic for the suggestions)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 13:03)
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I know exactly what you mean.Irish and Australian are my weak-points. Not good. Not good.
Particularly turning to your mate and saying, "Will ye not have enuther point ya little bollix" in some ridiculous send-up of Father Ted, when on the South side of Dublin.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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I was born and have lived on the southside of Dublin for all but three years of my life and I often get asked what country I'm from, my favorite was in a pub near my old flat in Tallaght - "are you from Europe or sometin?"
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Scottish and west country for mealthough I have been known to (rather unwisely, although not deliberately) say 'no worries mate' to an aussie and 'yew faaackin slaaaaaaag' to someone from london and not realise until some time later that by rights I should probably have had a slap in the chops.
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