That stupid bloody oxygen thief that tries to cross the road.
Nearly every day there's this doddering old fart that crosses the road outside my house, the pizza hut road in Christchurch, Dorset. (that's for all you wannabe stalkers).
If anyone knows this road, it's as busy as hell would be if there was an explosion at a B3ta gathering and he takes forever to cross this thing, I've timed him once, it took 47 seconds, that doesn't seem like much but when you caused tailbacks for about 3 years and a severely road raged bloke, (See 4x4 drivers) is driving a beat to bits mk3 fiesta, DO NOT cross in front of me, I will do my bit to save oxygen or whatever by squashing you into the fvcking road you dopey old shit.
There is a crossing point 100 yards up the road as well, TOWARDS his house!
Stupid old twat, if I ever get like that mow me down.

rant over, for now. I'm just about to do a school run though........
(Mensa Reject has gone out, I'll be back on, Fri 2 May 2008, 7:48, Reply)