You forgot to mention
Their trousers (on the 'guys' at least) being beneath their arses, so we can all see their boxers and skidmarks.

Seriously - i'm tempted at times to just tug the trousers the rest of the way down so that they can realise how utterly stupid it is.
And its not as if they don't know what belts are - they've all got these enourmous belts balanced precariously around the waistband!
(Stuffed Chimp, Sat 3 May 2008, 13:04, Reply)