It really pisses me off
How the QOTW seems to die at about 4pm every Wednesday.

People on here seem like such a bunch of wankers sometimes.

EDIT: This was a joke...
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 14:50, closed)

Ha
and indeed Ha.

*dries tears*
( althegeordie Come and meet DG in London 10th Sept! See Calender, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:07, )

I'll give you something
To cry about, you little bastard...
*unzips*
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:08, )

Tee
and indeed hee

*borrows al's soggy tissue*

*makes note to turn off sarky bitch mode later*
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:09, )

I'll have a soggy tissue
That you can have at ten past four.

/lowers tone.
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:10, )

Wanker!
*shakes fist*

Er...
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:11, )

Ten past four?
It's going to take ten whole minutes? What, you doing it twice? Hold me back, someone!

/lowers tone further
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:12, )

Haha...
45 mins...
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:12, )

@ TWW
Nah, but while I'm in the toilet I might as well take a crap...
/tone
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:13, )

Okay,
now I know you're lying. It's written all over your face you know. Go and sit in the corner and think about what you've done .....

/switches off ranty mum mode
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:15, )

Knocking one out after a good crap
is the best kind of mono-sex.
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:15, )

After?
Why not during?
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:16, )

Bert
I'll have to take your word for that. That's such a guy thing to say
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:16, )

Well excuse me for being male!
During is also good, but giving yourself a double-whammy during could get messy.
( Bert Sexmonkey is terrified of MM and beckyconsonants, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:17, )

Right, that's it
both of you, in the corner, now.

And no carrying on, either! I'm watching, and you're heading the right way for a smacked bottom.
(TheWeeWitch assaulted the sweetie machine on .., Wed 7 May 2008, 15:19, )

What, just in case
You end up furiously running your hand up and down the length on a particularly girthsome brown extrusion?

In a moment of confusion, you know.
(Kaol The Magnificent is the Patron Saint of knives, Wed 7 May 2008, 15:20, )