Personal HygieneThere comes a point at which your hygiene becomes less your problem and more everyone else's:
My old school nurse never seemed to wash - instead she wrapped herself in crepe bandages from the first aid kits. The smell was beyond pungent. If you got ill at school, it was better to suffer than try and explain symptoms whilst only breathing out.
When she was eventually 'let go',they had to strip the wallpaper in her office to get rid of the lingering odour.
How scuzzy have you got? Or, failing that, how bad have people you know got?
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chthonic, Thu 22 Mar 2007, 12:40)
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Not me, but a friend of mine.Unfortunately I left just before this foul tale happened.
Was at a house party a couple of years ago, and the usual amount of binge-drinking ensued. One guy, who was there with his girlfriend, peaked way too early and passed out on a double bed at around 11pm. We left him go, but his wench went up to spend the night in the double bed with him. ''That's a normal occurance'', I hear you cry.
Add into the equation that he shit the bed, and neither of them realised untill morning, and it isn't quite so normal. They'd obviously been tossing and turning in their sleep as not an area of the bed was un-coated.
Apparently they were both completely covered, and stinking like the entire London trampforce combined.
Still not sure that it was a good or a bad thing not being there to see the aftermath.
Apologies for the Asian-like length, but it's a bit nippy in here.
(, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 16:25, Reply)
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