sabotage
A bit more "serious" than "petty", but an ex-friend ripped me off by several thousand pounds and moved away from the area. I found out where he lived eventually. Being a wimp, I didnt fancy my chances of beating him up, so sabotage was in order. He loved cars. His and his wifes cars were lovingly maintained. I drove about 300 miles down there on evening and under cover of darkness, crawled under both cars and forced open their bonnets (cut my hand quite badly doing so, but it was worth it.) a few handfills of sand went into each oil filler cap.
I also had a jerry-can full of a nasty chemical from work with me, which I used to write the word "paedo" in massive letters on his new houses front lawn. The chemical would have killed off the grass, leaving the word etched into his lawn.

With a bit of luck a passing mob will have hounded him out of his house and given him a good kicking.

Greg - may you rot in hell you total fuck.
(dave likes cheese, Wed 4 May 2005, 20:01, Reply)