Sand
It upsets me so much...
I can touch it with my hands, but having it on my bare feet makes me go ice cold, then vomit.

The very worst is getting it in-between my toes... *shudder*

I don't go on holiday to beach places. When we were in Cornwall over the Summer, we had to find stone beaches to go to.

Er... And my parents were showing me pictures of a holiday to... [some hot beachy place], which was ok, until I saw the one of someone walking across the sand, leaving footprints.

I threw up at that point, shortly after running out.

And I've already said that I can't deal with vomiting.

Welcome to the wonderful world of Kaol, please stamp your tickets by the door, and keep your hands and arms inside the cart at all times.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:34, closed)

FREAK

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)

:(
I'm pouring my heart out, and that's all you can say?
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:43, closed)

Pay no attention!!
to the nasty meany.
(ShitBitch, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:49, closed)

You poor bugger....
....have a click.
( The weird lad chooses to listen to Enya on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)

@ShitBitch: It's ok,
I've posted him a nice envelope full of baked beans.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:50, closed)

But you're afraid of
EVERYTHING.
You're such a girl!

What's next? Are you afraid of rainbows? Or the thought that kittens may be secretly watching you, watching endlessly watching, with evil thoughts in their minds?
You big pansy.

EDIT to the baked beans - NNNOOOOOO...!!!
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:51, closed)

I'm not afraid
of EVERYTHING.
I'm quite happy to have snakes or spiders crawl all over me.
I'm not scared of needles or cotton wool or newspaper or eye-slicing.
I'd happily cut someone open and play catch with the organs, whilst rubbing them over my glistening, bloody torso... Er...

Just the things on my list. They're the only bad things.
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:55, closed)

Ok then Kaol
I understand. I'm sorry I made light of your obviously very serious phobias.

Sorry.

you big poof
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:57, closed)

Burt?
I'll cut you open and fill the wound with baked beans

Lots of love,

Kaol
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 12:59, closed)

Hehe!
Cheers Kaol, I really am sorry for making light of it, I've actually been finding your posts very interesting.
You could probably fill the best page all by yourself this week.
*clicks*

See? No sub-text or anything
( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:01, closed)

:D
I know you're joking, t'is all good!
Just you wait for my post about *The most specific terror of all time*

Anyway, pub time!
( Cawl - King Of Wales, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:04, closed)

Kaol
I've decided I like you because you make me feel normal. Well, less mad. Well, not as completely fucked up as you. Well, on a par with you, but no worse.
( crackhouseceilidhband - "refreshing and logical", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 22:14, closed)

Ooh get you two!!
Bert and Kaol sitting in a tree.

K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
(tinypod ......what is he good for? Absolutely nuthin'!, Sun 13 Apr 2008, 15:49, closed)