Hmm
.
I'm thinking of cooking a meal of baked beans and spiders and then eating it on a 200 foot high sandy cliff ledge, overlooking the sea, in the dark, while holding a snake covered in tinfoil and having a syringe hanging out of my arm by the needle. While sitting on a towel naked and watching Womble porn. Sitting next to me would be a snarling dog chewing cotton wool. With a cat on it's head.

I'll be sharing the ledge with a French seagull, sitting on a Zombies head. The seagull will be eating a meal of tomatoes,bananas, lemons, macaroni, all covered in a cheese sauce. Watch it's Adams Apple go while it swallows.




Then videoing it and posting it here.

Wonder how many people would have nervous breakdowns?

Cheers
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:48, closed)

If it's dark
it might be a bit difficult to see the cliff edge.
( K2k6 didn't have to pay to have his car fixed, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, )

Prick yourself with needles, too,
for maximum effect.
(AlfishKK, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, )

Good idea
But how would we see the cliff if it was dark?
(PenguinOfDeath has his bike back, wooyay!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:49, )

Details, Details
The devil is in the detail.

I'd film it in night vision and occasionally throw a flare over the drop.
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, )

put some bright lights at the bottom.
easy.
( chenobble bogling to Aswad, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, )

hmm
If you are watching womble porn as well that may push me over the edge... or me pushing you over the edge. Either or.
(The Grammar Badger was mauled by dyslexic ferrets on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:54, )

Added
And edited...
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, )

Needs more:
Dogs and Cotton Wool.
(The Dirty Weeker Is wondering what you had for lunch on:, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, )

You forgot
Lemons, tinfoil, sand, towels, wrists, adam's apples, seagulls, macaroni, cheese, tomatoes, bananas and the French.
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, )

Maybe
The cat can be chewing a flannel.
(The Grammar Badger was mauled by dyslexic ferrets on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:02, )

zombies?
man, don't forget the zombies!
(crackhouseceilidhband So I'm going back down to the Adios Lounge, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:04, )

Added..
Happy?
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:08, )

Aha, lets see how you do with this lot
Tickling, wasps, children, earwigs, CLOWNS, electricity, wooden spoons, cutlery in general, tyre blow-outs and cigarettes.
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:15, )

Ah Fuckit...
I surrender...

*waves white flag*
(Legless Internet Ninja - We Own The Net, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:19, )

Tsk Tsk
While unaware that I was being stalked by an electric clown, stranded behind the clifftop after blowing a tyre on the car filled with kidnapped children. Clowny had just finished a Marlboro, and was practicing his spoon and assorted cutlery juggling, while urging on his massed killer wasps/nibbler earwig attack squad, before coming up behind you and viciously tickling the seagull.

And then having sex with a goat.
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:24, )

argh
I have a phobia of waved white flags
(The Grammar Badger was mauled by dyslexic ferrets on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:27, )

^Lucky
That you're not French, then.
(osok Rebel Without A Clue. But with a job of sorts, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:36, )