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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Well...
I ate a lot of curry and a whole packet of senna pods.




I'm so so sorry
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:45, 13 replies)
This actually fits
For how I first read the title.

Which would be better than what it is, as I appear to have no stories for this week :(
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:47, closed)
I dare say
that would get mistaspakkaman out of your stomach.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)
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So that's why I woke up to a strange smell in your stomach?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:48, closed)
PenguinOfDeath
I have no stories either :-(

I've never seemed to have much trouble on this front.

and when I did, I did the dumping
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:51, closed)
In that case
Shall just have to resort to witty replies.

Or making up crap.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:52, closed)
^ Likewise
My romantic endeavours have normally ended by fizzling out (suppose you could call that mutual consent), so there's been no dumping per se.

So it's another week of inane replies for me too.

I don't use public transport much either, so last week was a washout too. Or burnout, I suppose.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:55, closed)
Me too
only ever had one proper relationship and in all honesty I can't even remember how that ended. :S
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:56, closed)
I just dived in
with a long mildly related repost.

Now I can really concentrate on making inane replies!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:58, closed)
Mine just kind of fizzled out
It never actually really ended properly I don't think.

Oh well.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:00, closed)
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"My romantic endeavours have normally ended by fizzling out (suppose you could call that mutual consent), so there's been no dumping per se."

Same here. In one case, we soon mutually agreed to just be friends but the friendship gradually fizzled out.

Does anyone else think the last QOTW closed too early - especially considering the server was down most of the time?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:13, closed)
@mistaspakkaman
Yes, although you could argue they're trying to make us all feel better by carrying on as normal, stiff upper lip and all that.

I have vacated your tummy by the way.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:41, closed)
^ ^
And I've likewise done the same.

We've collapsed infinite-stomach space and now me and HLT have triumphantly returned back to b3ta-space in a large explosion of spunkchup. Sorry about the mess everyone.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
What's a senna pod?
I know I could have googled it but I'm sure a b3tan description would be far more explicit.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 13:09, closed)

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