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Enzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.

(, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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So, your story is your dad is a career criminal?
Slightly funny as a joke but if there's any truth to the lie that "... police knew was responsible..." then it's a rather sad example of some uselsess yobs playing havoc with other people's lives.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:30, 1 reply)
How the fuck can you say that my dad was a career criminal?
Can you read?

My dad was a policeman. This was one of his stories from the police station - this sort of thing went on in the 70s before interviews were taped. It wasn't right - I never said it was. It was however, very funny.
And yes, often the police and the rest of us know who is responsible for a crime but unless there is evidence or a confession there is little you can do about it.

Is that clear enough? Or do you need bigger glasses up their on your high horse? I take it you've never been the victim of a crime or felt that you could not get justice. How lucky. Now fuck off.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 18:36, closed)
You just told us he was a career criminal.
Or, at least, insinuated such when you told of his regular law breaking.
Sometimes, yes, people have witnessed a crime -- but, unfortunately or fortunately, that is up to the courts to decide.
If you represent the law either do that or fuck off and die painfully. There is no excuse for breaking the law if you're part of it -- you're not forced to swear to obey it you know.
Why the fuck pretend to obey the law and persecute others for following it when you choose not to follow it yourselef?
Erm, how do you know he told you the truth? He lied to courts and juries. Perhaps every one of his convictions should be overturned -- after all, who knows what the truth is when the police are corrupt?
Edit: "High Horse"? I never swore to uphold any law and I don't get paid to do so, but I managed not to stoop to GBH (or accessory to) or perversion of the course of justice. Don't pretend that it's necessary to be a hypocritical piece of excrement.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:06, closed)
When did I say that he broke the law regularly?
The story above was from the police station - I never said he took part.
Do learn to read and understand.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 19:49, closed)
Then my apologies.
He was just an accessory.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:07, closed)
Be fair.
He was probably only obeying orders.
(, Mon 9 May 2011, 20:22, closed)
and the suspect was probably black, so no biggy.

(, Mon 9 May 2011, 21:12, closed)
That's an amazing impression of a sanctimonious prick right there
Well played - I can almost hear the superiority complex dripping off of every syllable
(, Tue 10 May 2011, 23:27, closed)

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