The Police IIEnzyme asks: Have you ever been arrested? Been thrown down the stairs by the West Midlands Serious Crime Squad, with hi-LAR-ious consequences? Or maybe you're a member of the police force with chortlesome anecdotes about particularly stupid people you've encountered.
Do tell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 May 2011, 18:42)
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More likely the perp sold them on to an underground dogfightand they were torn to pieces by pitbulls while heavily-tattooed men bet on the outcome
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:11,
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I'd like to think so, but obviously I was a bit to young to find out.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:20,
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Hmm...You can sell policemen these days eh? How much are they worth? Might get a few quid for the ones I have chained in my cellar. Probably just as well to get rid of them. One of them is starting to whiff and hasn't said a word for a few days.
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SteamedCleaner, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:25,
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If I paid you in 1ps and 2psit'd be coppers for coppers
and that's the best joke I could think of
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 11 May 2011, 12:58,
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You could pay with dancers and thus exchangeBoppers for coppers.
Or axes.
Or flacid things.
Or rabbits.
Or people who chop bits off things.
Or clean floors.
Or some amylnitrate.
Or large formal hats.
Or burgers from Burger King.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:10,
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How about"Put it on my Bill."?
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 11 May 2011, 13:47,
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Baaaaaaaahahahaahahahahhahaha!WIN!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 May 2011, 14:02,
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