ProcrastinationOutlook is a wonderful tool, but not when it keeps reminding you that it is now 96 weeks since you were supposed to finish a report you haven't even started yet.
Just how lazy are you? How long will you put off the essential or the inevitable? What do you fill the time with?
(We're too lazy to write something funny here. You do it.)
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chthonic, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 18:18)
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Crap poetryThe best way to avoid doing something useful:
The snow it is falling; outside it is white
Inside it is not; it's as black as the night
And now there's a thing; black snow, what a sight
I'll tell you something, it just isn't right...
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God I am bored; these rhymes will undo me
I'll swallow a sword; perhaps then a fruit tree
There they'll be stored; in perpetuity
Will I fit in my Ford, or be able to ski...?
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Poor little f; abandoned and lost
How could you do it; with him being deaf?
Poor little letter; so rudely quit
I'll have some more wine, but only a bit...
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I hope you have sobered; more likely sleeping
A valance squandered; likely you're weeping
So R's drinking beer; I hope it's not seeping
Out through his ear, or through his nose creeping...
(, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 23:44, Reply)
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