A Bandstand in November
Skived off double games to meet up with my girlfriend. It was freezing in the park, so much so that the only way she could get it to rise up was to French kiss me (French kiss + teenage boy = Pants Soldier standing tall and saluting) and do a kind of cupping her hands round it / blowing warm breath onto it / sucking it like fury / alternated with more tongue down throat.

11/10 for effort. 9/10 for the nosh. 10/10 for swallowing it. 15/10 for impromptu use of scarf to hide the throbber when a man and his dog walked past.

Length? Enough to give her hamster cheeks when it went off.
(randomstupidname would really like this signature field to be bigge, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 22:05, 1 reply)

bandstands are fucking cold
plus they smell of tramp's piss and cheap cider. still, it's somewhere dry to fuck ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 23:45, closed)