Long ago in a valley far far away
Chatting to an old mate this morning, he reminded me of this event.
It being a very long time ago and for obvious reasons I'd forgotten a lot of it.
Anyway, he and I went off on a forage for some shrooms.
There was a field , well off the beaten track at the bottom of a valley that looked promising.
And sure enough, there they were.
Now it was a well known fact amongst the gang that I had very little tolerance for the slimy little things, while friends would glomp down handfuls, 10 would have me tripping out for a whole day.
I decided to eat one, just to give me a nice little buzz.
So there we are wandering happily along, filling paper bags with our booty.
Seems I decided it would be a nice gesture of thanks for bringing me to this magical place with its smiling trees and happy grass to offer him sex.
Up until this point he was just a mate, the older brother of my best friend, but he told me I was mumbling something about rainbow orgasms while throwing my clothes off and flopping onto the grass.
Now he being a gallant chap he wasnt going to turn down the chance to help a damsel in need.
I giggled when he pulled his trousers down, I giggled a bit more when he got down on his knees.
And started laughing hysterically when he got on top of me.
And wouldnt stop, couldnt stop.
Apparently laughing hysterically when you are being plodged isnt a big turn on, and he gave up after a while.
It was nearly 3 hours before I was composed enough to get dressed and get back to the car.
I didnt see him again for another week.
Briefly as he was leaving my friends house, I tried to say sorry, but he just grinned and said I owed him one.
Weve been best mates for years now, and we never did.
He married a woman I introduced him to.
Just before he hung up the phone today he said
You still owe me one, and I could hear his wife laughing in the background.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 14:30, Reply)