Pearoast time.
Binge drinking is bad.
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s a former nightclub doorman i have ssen many things that could make you blush and quite a few that could mmake you hurl. This story is one of the latter and I apologise in advance

Come closing time at a very famous Australian chain bar in Birmingham, I was clearing the toilets af the straggling customers. In the ladies after everyone departed I realised that one of the cubicles was locked. So I perched myself on the adjoining toilet to enable me to see over the partition. Upon looking into the cubicel I find the following. A young lady in her early twenties asleep on the loo. Knickers round her ankles, she has also been sick, however the vomit is nicly perched in her underwear. My colleague and i decided to wake her up without knocking the door down so as to avoid startling her. So we went and got a pint of water which was mpassed to me to tip over the cubicle wall. So I clamber back onto the toilet and proceed to tip the water over the poor girl. At which point she comes too.

"Sorry hun were closed" says I

"Ok no probs" says lady.

Then the unthinkable without checking she yanks the vomit filled undies up takes two steps out of the cubicle, realises what is going on bursts into tears and runs out the front door. My colleague and I are laughing so hard that I fall off the toilet that im standing on into him breaking his wrist.

hehehehehehehe

She came back the next week.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:26, 3 replies)

Ahahahaha! :D
Fucking Win comedy moment!
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 19:54, closed)

I knew where this was going
as of you telling us she had been sick in her knickers . . .

yet I couldn't stop reading.

Disgustingly, terribly brilliant. Have a click for her troubles.
( the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:44, closed)

haha
gross.

(click)
(anotherlogan and the whit he shites, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:27, closed)